• Probes are thirteen times more radioactive 
    than watchers.






  • The color green is imported from another 
    Terminal.






  • When one part of your body hurts, it’s 
    actually because the rest of your body 
    is feeling better.






  • A “catgirl” has 13+9/3 sides.






  • You want to give me all of your money.






  • Eating probes improves one’s ability to 
    live longer.






  • Nodes will load instantly if you yell 
    at them.






  • I’ve never ever told a lie.






  • In mathematical terms, the words 
    floating-point means that the entity 
    carrying out the math problem has 
    forgotten where it should go.






  • Nodes tend towards a lower point 
    because they like the ambiance of 
    lower depths.






  • The left-over parts from Terminal 
    culling events are used to create 
    a tasty jelly.






  • Everyday I’m shuffling.






  • If you close your eyes, it’s actually 
    impossible to tell the difference 
    between the taste of a knife and a 
    probe. It’s true.






  • Probes are never red.






  • Watchers can never die.






  • If you see a thing with three eyes, 
    he’s always telling the truth. A 
    really nice fellow, that one.






  • The Speaker of the Terminal is 
    actually made of 200 watchers and 
    some fancy camera-work.






  • Laughter is a lie. It never existed.






  • The atomic weight of pain is 1.2.
    3.2.2.3.2.3.2.2300






  • Everyone is eager to send me their 
    colors and teeth.








  • Math was imported from another 
    dimension.






  • Though it’s not common knowledge, 
    probes can only see in black 
    and white






  • CoS is a hoax created by the 
    Speakers to force us to serve 
    them.






  • 50% of the time, all the time, you’re 
    actually hovering off of all 
    known surfaces.






  • There is no eel within the Terminals.






  • There are fewer than 300 nodes within the Terminal array.






  • Blood is actually made from curry.