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  • Twin Tail Facts:



    When woven together, twin tails are stronger than 
    steel.

    DNA is actually just a throwback to the twin tail.

    If their host is cute enough, twin tails never 
    stop growing.

    Twin tails can be used to brew strong love potions. 
    However, an equal amount of material must be used 
    from each “tail” to make the recipe work. If brewed 
    incorrectly, the love potion will be “one-sided” or 
    “lop-sided”, reflecting the materials used.

    Many beings possess two eyes or more, because one 
    eye is not enough to take in the beauty of a proper 
    twin tail. If something with only one eye sees a 
    twin tail, they may get deathly ill. This effect 
    is what drove the evolution of multiple eyes.

    Galaxies do not possess “arms”. Those are cosmological twin tails. Duh.

    Of course space and time are interconnected and 
    interrelated! They are each one half of a twin 
    tail whole.

    The fact that humans have different sided brains 
    is because this physical aspect is an attempt to 
    recreate the magic of twin tails.

    Twin tails have a will of their own.

    True twin tails cannot be trimmed without the 
    use of shears or other “twin” devices, such as a 
    pair of scissors. It takes the combined effort of 
    two perfect halves to alter the course of a real 
    twin tail.

    Life expectancies go up by 25% when a host possesses and takes care of their twin tails. Neglecting 
    your twin tails can cause issues such as: 
    dismemberment, paranoia, and even death. Twin tails 
    have an affinity for “girls”. This follows because of the old adage: “Cute things are cute.”

    It is common to have dreams where you suddenly possess twin tails and are a “cute anime girl”. This occurs in vital points in your life, and acts to motivate 
    yourself to achieve greatness. The archetypical 
    “tsundere” acts as she does, and usually possess 
    physical twin tails, because of a “twin tail” within 
    her “heart”.

    You wouldn’t exist without the existence of 
    twin tails.